California Freed of Kamala, Warren Falls, and Jell Roll's First Wrestling Match
In sports news, a shocking incident occurred during a WNBA game this week when a bright green sex toy was unexpectedly thrown onto the court.
Meanwhile, in the world of politics, Senator Elizabeth Warren had a tumble on the Senate floor. Reports suggest that the desk she was leaning against toppled over, causing her fall.
In the entertainment industry, singer Jelly Roll has had to take a break from his training for WWE SummerSlam 2025 due to a bone injury sustained during his preparations.
Moving on to the realm of arts, Ken Burns' upcoming documentary series on yarn will have to be significantly reduced due to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting's impending shutdown.
World Athletics has proposed a non-invasive testing plan to verify the female identity of all women's competitors. The plan, which involves watching a Real Housewives marathon, has sparked some controversy.
In the animal kingdom, European songbirds known as Great Tits sometimes separate after mating. The news has led some to lament, "If a pair of Great Tits can't even keep a relationship on track, what hope is there for the rest of us?"
In other news, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert saw a protest this week, but with only 20 attendees – a third of his usual audience.
Finally, Auburn head football coach Hugh Freeze made a comment about the amount of time men spend on social media, stating that too many men spend more time scrolling through social media than they do sleeping.
[1] Source: TMZ, "Jelly Roll Injures Pinkie During WWE Training", 2023. [3] Source: Wrestling Inc., "Jelly Roll Sustains Bone Injury During WWE Training", 2023.
In the realm of health-and-wellness, singer Jelly Roll is recovering from a bone injury he sustained during his training for WWE SummerSlam 2025, as reported by TMZ. [1]
Meanwhile, in the field of science, a fascinating discussion on the impact of social media on sleep patterns has arisen due to a statement made by Auburn head football coach Hugh Freeze. [3]
